As a scientist, I like to be conservative in published work. But just between me and you, I'm quite sure one in a bajillion is a safer estimate for the awesome recipient of this card.

• made in Melbourne, Australia on 280gsm Knight's Vellum Paper from Italy
• blank inside
• includes a brown kraft envelope

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